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        <published>2010-07-24T15:22:13Z</published>
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        <title type="html">Ryan's Favorite Cult Films: #11 - Grandma's Boy</title>
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                <p><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #faffff"><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/26/Grandma%27s_Boy_poster.jpg/200px-Grandma%27s_Boy_poster.jpg" /></font></p><p>I haven't been doing these enough but my work schedule has been KILLER lately.  But it's time I got back to the list with the awesome #11: Grandma's Boy</p><p>I was lucky enough to see Grandma's Boy in theaters - it wasn't out for too long and only found its place on video.  The film is really still awesome...I love the shit out of this film.  It has a great cast.  Allen Covert finally comes out from behind Adam Sandler's shadow to do his own film.  He carries the film quite well - he's alot of fun to watch as he finally gets to play the straight man.  As a guy who is forced to leave his apartment after his roommate blows the rent, he masturbates on a Lara Croft doll, sleeps next to a racecar bed, before finally moving in with his grandmother and her two friends.</p><p>There's a ton going on in the movie.  Dance Dance Revolution, pot smoking, a monkey, a lion, Linda Cardellini, Nick Swardson, VIDEOGAMES, Joel Moore (DODGEBALL!), Jonah Hill, and Shirley Jones playing a WHORE!  What more can you ask for in ONE FILM?</p><p>I still quote the movie...&quot;My roommates are getting me some sweet rims.&quot;  It's just an awesome film.  I really don't have much more to say on it...just that it's awesome.  And Allen Covert should star in more movies.</p> 
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://www.latinoreview.com/images/stories/greenlatnternewcover.jpg" /></p><p>SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!</p> 
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        <published>2010-07-13T11:58:50Z</published>
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        <published>2010-07-11T13:20:01Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cc/Bad_Santa_film.jpg/200px-Bad_Santa_film.jpg" /></p><p>Every Christmas there are two movies that are a must watch.  The first is The Ref - the AWESOME Denis Leary/Kevin Spacey film.  The other is Bad Santa.  Combined with a rotating third film (Die Hard or Elf or something else) that is usually Laur and I's Christmas Eve.</p><p>Bad Santa is awesome.  It's an anti-Christmas film.  There's fucking and cursing and drunkness.  There's Lauren Graham and the role that really gave Tony Cox his street cred.  There's two actors who have since passed on - John Ritter (this is his last film he did before he passed on) and Bernie Mac (another tragedy!).</p><p>Is there really anything better then a Santa with nothing to live for?  Who curses...who pisses himself...who yells at kids...who comes to work piss drunk?  No.  There's really not.  I recently read that the producers were trying to lock in Bill Murray but because he's so elusive they had to recast.  I think that was a godsend.  Billy Bob Thornton so owned the part that he is now the go-to asshole for every film that needs an asshole.</p><p>Brent Kelly as 'The Kid' is also brilliant.  He is so utterly pathetic in the film that you want to feel sorry for him AND beat the shit out of him at the same time.  Brent's not that retarded in real life which really speaks to his acting ability.  The line &quot;You want some sandwiches&quot; is just brilliant as is most of the lines that Brent says.</p><p>All-in-all Bad Santa is a great cult film that I can watch a million times.  Or at least once a year - because there's nothing better while waiting for Santa then watching Bad Santa.</p><p>NEXT UP: FREE MAHI MAHI!</p> 
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        <published>2010-07-08T00:08:00Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513hYKTeLcL.<u>SL500_AA300</u>.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;The best ongoing series any publisher has to offer.&quot; - Ain't It Cool News</p><p>The quote on the cover?  MINE!  The comic?  THE BEST ONGOING SERIES ANY PUBLISHER HAS TO OFFER - GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!  Am I thrilled my quote is on the cover...hellz to the yes!</p> 
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        <published>2010-07-05T12:38:48Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Oldboykoreanposter.jpg/200px-Oldboykoreanposter.jpg" /></p><p>Oh Dae-Su is kidnapped and locked in a room for 15 years.  He never sees another living soul and spends his years wondering what he did to be locked up in this prison.  He trains himself in kung-fu, watches television, and nearly goes insane.</p><p>Then one day...he is let go.</p><p>Oh Dae-Su wants revenge.  The revenge controls his life as he struggles to find out the truth about his jailing.  But is the film really about Dae Su's revenge...or that of the one who kidnapped him?</p><p>Oldboy is truly in a league of its own.  It's a mystery with conspiracy.  It's about loose lips.  And it has one of the greatest fight scenes of all time - a remarkable 6 minute fight scene in a hallway that is one long ongoing shot.</p><p>Once all the secrets are finally revealed it is a HUGE BLOW to the audience.  It is revenge on an amazing scale.  It is truly just FUCKED UP.  And it is amazing.  A truly great piece of cinema history.  Because once you have your own revenge, and once Oh Dae-Su's kidnapper has his, what is to happen?</p><p>The film is part of a loose &quot;Vengeance&quot; trilogy by Park Chan-wook - but this film is truly the finest of the three and one of the best films released in the last twenty years.</p><p><em>NEXT UP: Santa likes to fuck fat chicks in the ass.</em></p> 
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        <published>2010-07-03T01:33:37Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://www.mercerspace.com/files/imagecache/dpcArticleDetail/vidstore.JPG" /></p><p>Digital Killed The Video Store</p><p><a href="http://www.mercerspace.com/article/80596-digital+killed+video+store">Taken from The Ewing Observer</a></p><p><b>By Ryan McLelland</b></p><p>No longer can a Ewing resident look at someone and say, “Let’s go rent a movie.” Why? Because Hollywood Video, long a staple adjacent to the Shop Rite on Olden Avenue, and the last video store in Ewing Township, has gone out of business. </p><p>In the mid eighties, you couldn’t turn a corner in Ewing without running into West Coast Video, Star Video, the video store at Glen Roc or Blockbuster Video.</p><p>There was a huge celebration when Choices opened across from the old GM plant. The massive rental store brought in Philadelphia Phillie Von Hayes and the clown prince of baseball Max Patkin to celebrate the grand opening of West Trenton’s first video store. Over the years, Choices became Moovies which morphed into Video Update before being bought out by Movie Gallery who closed the store because they also owned Hollywood Video.</p><p>As a kid, I would walk down aisles in awe, looking at each videotape, wondering what I could rent this time around. Renting a movie was just as great as going to the movies, it was just as great as ice cream, and almost as good at getting McDonald’s.</p><p>But in the last few years, video stores have become obsolete. We can rent movies on demand the very same day they are available in stores. We can go to the grocery store and rent a new DVD from the Redbox for a dollar. We can shoot over to the Ewing Library and check out three DVDs for the weekend. Wal-Mart is selling brand new movies for $5 apiece. Even stores at the mall sell used DVDs so cheap that it is sometimes cheaper to buy than it would to rent the very same film.</p><p>One by one, the video stores dried up in Ewing. West Coast Video moved across the street only to close just a few years later. Blockbuster opened a second store near Marrazzo’s but just as quickly went away. The Blockbuster on Olden Avenue, where I worked at as a teen, was next. The places I revered so much growing up were suddenly dinosaurs in the modern technological world. </p><p>Customers weren’t allowed to walk down the aisles on the store’s last day. The shelves were near barren, quite an eerie sight for a place where you are supposed to go for movies. Anything left in the store was 12 DVDs for $10 - an amazing deal that I myself had to take part in while visiting the store. Some were in the store looking to buy the fixtures, completely unaware that they were picking the bones of the last place in Ewing to go rent movies.</p><p>The clerks behind the counter looked sullen. When I asked them if they would miss the video store, they said that they were glad the store was finally closing. After weeks of liquidation and hundreds of questions about their own futures, they would finally be moving on. When I asked them what their plans were they just shrugged, simply happy about this chapter coming to an end before going on to their next endeavour.</p><p>With Hollywood Video’s closing, Ewing residents have little choice but drive to Princeton or Trenton if they want to rent a film. Or they can do nearly a dozen different ways to watch a movie. Even my iPhone is filled with Pixar movies so I can hand it off to my son Tyler to watch while we are driving around in the car. When Tyler wants to go rent a video game for the weekend it kills me to have to tell him no. The thrill of walking down those aisles, looking at all those film and game boxes in awe, those days are now gone for all of us.</p> 
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        <published>2010-06-27T16:54:50Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/00/Suicide_kings_poster.jpg/200px-Suicide_kings_poster.jpg" /></p><p>Suicide Kings is one of those indy flicks I'm very glad that I got to see in theaters.  It wasn't a big release, not many people knew about it, and many people STILL don't know about it.  Which is a big shame.  Because Suicide Kings features some amazing kickass performances.</p><p>The best performance goes to Christopher Walken in one of the finest roles of his career.  Yes it is up there with, say, The Deer Hunter.  Walken is THAT GOOD in this film as a mobster kidnapped by a bunch of kids who are trying to raise ransom money for a kidnapped sister.  Not a great plan?  No its not...and they all realize it.  What sucks more is the gangster's right hand man DENIS LEARY is hot on the trail looking for his boss.</p><p>The kids are played by Henry Thomas (E.T.!), Jeremy Sisto (Clueless!), Johnny Galecki (The Big Bang Theory!), Indiana Jones himself Sean Patrick Flannery (BOONDOCK!), and Jay Mohr (um...let's say...Jerry Maguire.  No...wait...ACTION!  God I love that TV show).  They are trying to rescue Henry's sister.  Throw in Raymond's brother Brad Garrett as a kidnapper and Laura San Giocomo just there to be ...well... &quot;hot&quot; and you have one hell of a movie.</p><p>It's a potboiler - it's actually kind of a mystery.  It's what happens when rich kids acted fucking retarded and the consequences that come back to haunt you.  It's Christopher Fucking Walken at his finest.  He's a cool cat in this flick...he's a cool mother fucker taking the situation in stride...yet you know he is fully capable of jumping up and murdering these kids with his bare hands.</p><p>Is the sister alive?  Will they get the money from the mob boss to save her?  Will Denis Leary find them first and put a cap in all of their asses?  It's all part of the mystery in one of the best movies of its kind....</p><p><em>NEXT UP: You really are the very monster I created, aren't you? But you won't find out the &quot;why&quot; of this if you kill me. Fifteen years of being curious would go to waste.</em> </p> 
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<dc:subject>suicide kings</dc:subject>
<dc:subject>the big bang theory</dc:subject>

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        <link href="http://www.eyewannabe.com/index.php?/archives/509-The-Real-Girls-Of-Gaming-Calendar.html" rel="alternate" title="The Real Girls Of Gaming Calendar" />
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        <published>2010-06-27T16:38:36Z</published>
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                <p>I got a few comments on the Role Models review about LARPing, women, and breasts.  Someone even pointed out 'The Real Girls of Gaming 2010 Calendar' to me.  Which, of course, ROCKS.  </p><p>So for those who want to see what some hottie LARPing women look like...and perhaps pick up one of the calendars, <a href="http://www.alliancecrossroads.com/page/show/the-real-girls-of-gaming-2010-calendar">CLICK RIGHT HERE</a> or visit <a href="http://www.alliancecrossroads.com/page/show/the-real-girls-of-gaming-2010-calendar">http://www.alliancecrossroads.com/page/show/the-real-girls-of-gaming-2010-calendar</a></p><p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://www.alliancecrossroads.com/ckfinder/userfiles/images/footer_gallery/goth_mwe.jpg" /></p> 
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        <dc:subject>calendar</dc:subject>
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        <link href="http://www.eyewannabe.com/index.php?/archives/508-Ryans-Favorite-Cult-Films-15-Role-Models.html" rel="alternate" title="Ryan's Favorite Cult Films: #15 - Role Models" />
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        <published>2010-06-24T13:12:02Z</published>
        <updated>2010-06-27T16:35:40Z</updated>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/Role_models.jpg/200px-Role_models.jpg" /></p><p><br />Movies like UHF and Tommy Boy don't appear in my top 25.  Both of those films are amazingly incredible dumb comedies that rank in the top 30...but didn't make the top 25.  Role Models is one of those newer films that has risen up pretty quickly and remains a great watch.  Sorry Weird Al!</p><p>What better then Paul Rudd and Stifler watching McLovin and a foul-mouthed kid who stars in his own comic book called 'Adventure of the Booby Watcher?'  Jane Lynch as the ex-coke head who runs the Big Brothers type program.  Ken Jeong as the King of Role Playing Land.  Elizabeth Banks being...hot.  And vulgarity, breasts, more breasts, and Shrek Piss.</p><p>The film needs a sequel....lord knows they make worse sequels for worse films.</p><p>The flick was done by David Wain.  He wrote/directed this as well as Wet Hot American Summer and the TV show The State.  This is Wain's opus though.  The comedy is so well timed, his actors are so amazing, and it really was just another great performance by Jane Lynch that puts it well over the top. </p><p>I mean the movie is about LARPing (Live Action Role Playing) and breasts.  Two things that DO NOT GO TOGETHER - but yet...they so do in this film.  It is a film I can watch over and over and over again.  And over again.  And over again.  </p><p>I'll end with a bunch of great quotes:<br />Schoolboy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo. <br />Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet. <br />Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her. </p><p>Gayle Sweeny: Watch your language, Ronnie. <br />Ronnie Shields: My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk. </p><p>Wheeler: It's called training. You know, being aware without drawing attention. You don't think I've noticed those 34 C's in the camouflage tank top setting up a tent directly to the left of us? Or how about those twin cannons hiking up a mountain ridge 50 yards due west? Or the ridge itself? Round mounds of grass shaped like... <br />Ronnie Shields: Boobies! <br />Wheeler: Don't look over there. Look here. Focus... You'll get it. </p><p><em>NEXT UP: I'm going to give you an opportunity: get out of this. Now. Before it gets so fucked up nobody could ever recover.</em> </p><p><strong>A RYAN POSTSCRIPT:  </strong>I think it is TOTALLY AWESOME how many comments I got from kickass LARPers who are telling me how...breasts and LARPing <strong>SO GO TOGETHER</strong>!  Laugh.  I do think that is totally awesome...so much so that I had to write my first ever review postscript just to thank everyone for writing!  Next up for me personally?  Go check out a LARPing event.  I know there's events in this area (Tri-State region)...and I WILL be going to make sure that all of your facts are indeed correct.  ;)  - 'Irish Rican'</p> 
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        <published>2010-06-19T22:31:09Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Jonah-hex-poster.jpg/200px-Jonah-hex-poster.jpg" /></p><p>DC Comics and Warner Bros. released Jonah Hex this weekend and it is already considered a massive bomb.  Horrible acting.  Horrible editing.  Horrible movies.  The critic quotes were SO GREAT at Rotten Tomatoes that I just HAD to share some of my favorites:</p><p>If Hex can talk to the dead, then he's probably the only one (apart from Ned the Pie Man) who could have any meaningful interaction with this movie. </p><p>Jonah Hex is an exercise in silliness designed to rob of you of $10.</p><p>It plays like a film that's not done yet, as if the editor hated watching it repeatedly and simply refused to finish. </p><p>(Director) Haywood makes 82 minutes feel like hours.</p><p>In Jonah Hex, Josh Brolin plays a Wild West bounty hunter who can talk to dead people. So how come he couldn't yank the film's director out of his coma? </p><p>The only people who deserve to see Jonah Hex are Hitler and the CEO of British Petroleum. </p><p>Everyone seems to be sleepwalking through this film. Except for Megan Fox, who is such a terrible actress that she couldn't even act like she's sleepwalking.</p><p>So short, and so bad, you cringe at the thought of how awful whatever ended up on the cutting-room floor must be. </p><p><strong>RYAN FINAL VERDICT?</strong>  <em>Sounds like a horrible movie.  OF COURSE now I SO want to see it.  Um...on DVD.</em></p> 
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        <link href="http://www.eyewannabe.com/index.php?/archives/506-Ryans-Favorite-Cult-Films-16-Backbeat.html" rel="alternate" title="Ryan's Favorite Cult Films: #16 - Backbeat" />
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        <published>2010-06-17T15:55:03Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/71/BackbeatPoster.jpg/200px-BackbeatPoster.jpg" /></p><p>I had listened to the Beatles before Backbeat...I liked them a little bit.  Backbeat changed me.  The movie changed the way I looked at music - it changed how I looked at some sixties band.</p><p>Backbeat told me the story I never knew about the Beatles...how they went to Hamburg on their first tour.  There was no Ringo...there was a drummer named Pete Best.  And there was a bassist named Stu Sutcliffe, a good friend of John Lennon's.  Stu wasn't great at the bass, he was an art student, but he was along for the ride.  The boys played in a shitty bar for 10 hours a night, high on drugs, fucking every chick they could find, having a great time, drinking, dancing....living it up as crazy 19 year-old rock-n-rollers.</p><p>Then Stu meets Ingrid.  Ingrid is beautiful, into the art scene, and they fall for each other.  Ingrid gets the Beatles into the German style and suddenly they are wearing weird haircuts and leather jackets.  Suddenly...they are becoming more and more like the Beatles.</p><p>The acting is wonderful...American Stephen Dorff pulls off a career high as Sutcliffe and joined by the awesome Ian Hart as John Lennon, and Sheryl Lee as Ingrid.  ALSO the film was directed by Iain Softley who would go on to direct a little movie called HACKERS!  That's right...I said Hackers!</p><p>The soundtrack was songs from that era done by a superband that consisted of:<br />Dave Pirner (Soul Asylum): vocals<br />Greg Dulli (The Afghan Whigs): vocals<br />Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth): guitar<br />Don Fleming (Gumball): guitar<br />Mike Mills (R.E.M.): bass guitar<br />Dave Grohl (Nirvana): drums</p><p>Yeah...talk about a fucking soundtrack!  And it kicked major ass as well!</p><p>But the movie isn't a Beatles movie.  I mean it is, but it isn't.  It's a well-crafted drama about the man who left the Beatles for art and love (Pete Best wasn't so lucky...he was forced out for Ringo Starr).  </p><p>The film changed my perceptions of the Beatles.  I bought some Ingrid photographs.  I read every book I could about the Beatles early history.  I watched their films.  I started listening to all of their music.  They went from some sixties band to the band that changed rock-n-roll TWICE, invented the concept album, invented the music video, invented multi-layer albums...and more.  It was this movie that did it for me and I still love watching it at least once a year to this very day.</p><p><em>NEXT UP:  No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.</em> </p> 
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        <dc:subject>backbeat</dc:subject>
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<dc:subject>ryan's favorite cult films</dc:subject>
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        <link href="http://www.eyewannabe.com/index.php?/archives/505-Ryans-Favorite-Cult-Films-17-Better-Off-DeadOne-Crazy-Summer.html" rel="alternate" title="Ryan's Favorite Cult Films: #17 - Better Off Dead/One Crazy Summer" />
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        <published>2010-06-16T14:05:44Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9c/Better_Off_Dead.jpg/200px-Better_Off_Dead.jpg" /><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ee/One_crazy_summer.jpg/200px-One_crazy_summer.jpg" /></p><p>While Better Off Dead is the better of the two films - I really see BOD and One Crazy Summer going hand in hand.  They have the same writer/director in &quot;Savage&quot; Steve Holland   and the same stars in John Cusack and Curtis Armrstong.</p><p>One Crazy Summer is really the sequel to Better Off Dead.  Cusack plays the same character ...only with different names.  Both characters are even cartoonists....who get stuck in weird situations.</p><p>Both films are wonderful - Better Off Dead I still continue to quote to this day.  &quot;I want my two dollars!&quot;  One Crazy Summer has Demi Moore pre breast implants AND Jeremy Piven!</p><p>When I watch one of these films it is impossible for me not to watch the other one.  That's why they both come in at #17 - because I have equal love for the films.  Plus One Crazy Summer ALSO HAS Bobcat Goldthwait who was SO FUNNY back in 1988.  Not so much now...but the scene with him in the Godzilla suit is still priceless.</p><p><em>NEXT UP: We're gonna be big Stu, we're gonna be too big for Liverpool, we're gonna be too big for Hamburg, we're gonna be too big for our own bloody good.</em> </p><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9c/Better_Off_Dead.jpg/200px-Better_Off_Dead.jpg"></a> 
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        <published>2010-06-10T20:15:10Z</published>
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                <p><img border="0" hspace="0" align="baseline" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/photos/7096/The_Reunion_Poster_5small.full.jpg" /></p><p>Jeff and Ryan are making a movie!</p><p>The flick is an urban zombie flick called ‘Reunion’ and we are trying to raise 10K for funding!  How can you help?  By clicking here: <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/776564122/reunion-a-feature-length-horror-film" jquery1276201009453="3"><font color="#526d7f">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/776564122/reunion-a-feature-length-horror-film</font></a></p><p>You can give a little, you can give alot, you can get a little out of the experience, or you can get ALOT!</p><p>Please give today…we really want to see this film come true!!!</p> 
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